"tell us about your tattoos"
"ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die"
The tweet that saved the entire female population
imagine liking someone who:
- wasn’t out of your league
- wasn’t miles away
- was single
- actually liked you
woah imagineThat’d be nice.
I will never be happy because I crave attention from people but I also want to be locked up in my room with unlimited food and a comfy bed for the rest of eternity
sorry satan, I was kinda busy
I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover
I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”
And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he soundedlet them feel their ignorance burn into their souls
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
like there’s a crowd of first and second years clumped up in a hallway and mcgonagall walks over and sees sirius black standing in the middle of all of it and is like ‘ugh what is he up to, what is he doing to these poor kids’
but then she gets closer and hears him talking and realizes he’s giving them directions on how to get to their classes and advice on their first days because it’s his seventh year and he knows how they feel
and she just smiles
i don’t know why we are going after a beta when there’s an alpha on the field.
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i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.