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Here be the Dalton Academy boys.....

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I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

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like there’s a crowd of first and second years clumped up in a hallway and mcgonagall walks over and sees sirius black standing in the middle of all of it and is like ‘ugh what is he up to, what is he doing to these poor kids’

but then she gets closer and hears him talking and realizes he’s giving them directions on how to get to their classes and advice on their first days because it’s his seventh year and he knows how they feel

and she just smiles 

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i’m a strong believer that not everything you do needs an explanation. if you want a tattoo, get one. if you rather stay home that night, it’s okay to miss that party. don’t forget that you’re living for yourself. you don’t owe anyone an explanation for your choices or preferences.

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